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The sexual act of having a much-loved and well-valued partner (of the same or opposite sex, depending what your desires are) perform fellatio on you while you attempt to conquer a country with a 600, 000 strong army. It is professed that when attempting to anex Russia, one receives a heightened sexual experience.
Man! I was just about to kick those Red motherfuckers' asses but that bitch Josephine went down on me and I took my eye off the prize! It was the shit though! Totally blew into her mouth; she was totally gagging.
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1. The act of putting two twin beds together to make a king
2. Dude, why don't your sheets fit the king size bed? Dude, I pushed two full beds together and they made a short king, a Napoleon. Duuude, that's sweet.
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A man who tried to rule the world by taking over Europe.
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(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person
my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.
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A sex act in which a partner waits for the other to fall asleep, then recreates Napoleon's portrait where his hand is inside his jacket pocket by quickly jamming four fingers into the sleeping partner's vagina or anus. The offending partner then shouts "Avec non!" and withdraws.
"He fell asleep right after, so I hit him with a Napoleon."
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A person who puts his penis in his own anus or in other words to screw himself over like Napoleon did when he sent his troops to die in the freezing weather of Russia
Wow dude,you got the girl prego? Nice job Napoleon...
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When a short guy takes over a girl's personal space to regale her with stories of his salary, car, or whatever else he is using to compensate for his size.
Short Guy: So I drive a fast car, make a shit-ton of money, and I run things at work? Wouldn't you like to bone?
Girl (to herself): Oh no! I've been Napoleoned!
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