nozzle

When a person licks the end of a twizzlers (or any kind of licorice) and sticks the wet end into another persons ear.

Steve snuck up behind Doug and put a wet twizzlers in Doug's ear and said, "Totally nozzled you, my friend!"

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nozzle

A homey of african descent.

CHeck out the nozzles on the west side like wo.

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Nozzle Sniffer

Skanks who's mission in life is to go after firefighters and have sex with them.

I didn't even have to show her my badge to get laid, the girl is a total nozzle sniffer.

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meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"

Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.

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Nozzle Affect

The result of explosive diarrhea unleashed at the most unpropitious time during anal intercourse. The receiver would vent the liquified contents of their bowels at the moment of the giver's contact. Mechanically this would be the equivalent of a garden hose nozzle in the light mist setting. The end result would be a spray of viscous feces in a circular pattern around the point of origin.

Joe didn't want to be someone's bitch when he went to prison. So, he loaded up on the chili before his sentencing. When put in the situation to receive anal sex Joe waited for just the right moment to give that bastard the nozzle affect.

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drizzle nozzle

The semen that drips out of one's tip after it becomes flaccid again after sex or masturbation.

"Aw shit son, I got drizzle nozzle, ruinin' my pants."

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douche nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.

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