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The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.
Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.
When a women has partaken in sexual activity too often and is left with pussy lips that can be compared to an Arby's roast beef sandwich
Man 1 "dude I think I'm going to try and sleep with Jessica."
Man 2 " nah man I heard she's got an Arby's number 2."
Man 1 "forget it that's disgusting."
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(n): When two or more sexual partners are involved. One partner(male or female) sits on the face of the other partner, and then defecates. They then continue to urinate in their mouth.
Johnny: I was at that party with Lisa last night, and she had us leave to go get a number 2 with cheese.... I wasn't THAT hungry.
Dave: Don't worry man, Jessica gave me a 2 with Cheese last week. The taste goes away after a day or so.
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Anal, The secondary pussy. Having anal sex.
The asshole of a female
Person 1 "How was Amy's last night?"
Person 2 "She finally gave it up!"
Person 1 "Pussy?"
Person 2 "Number 2 Pussy at that!"
Person 1 "You lucky motherfucker"
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Formula 1 drivers that have okay pace but are great at defending. They are always paired with a dominant driver—which when given a good car, they always come second place to.
Number 2 Driver ‘s
Valterri Bottas to Lewis Hamilton. Checo Perez to Max Verstappen. Esteban Ocon to Fernando Alonso🦁
In South Park the TV show, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman found a place underground where gnomes work constantly; step number one is to steal underwear, step three is to take over the world and no one knows what step two is.
Stan:"So what do you do?"
Gnome:"Step one, steal underpants. Step three take over the world!!"
Stan:"So what is step number 2?"
Gnome 1 :*pauses*"um, hey guys what's step two?"
Gnome 2 :*shruggs* "I don't know."
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