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Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence
Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing
Enjoys Ripping off faces
Don’t believe me ask the fallen
Optimus Prime: Give me your face
Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron
Optimus prime is happy
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Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"
usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"
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The best of the best. Really cool or fun.
How was the party? Fuck dude it was optimus prime! or Damn that ride is optimus prime.
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Generously endowed autobot that will drink pretty much anything.
Optimus Prime's girlfriend is hot!
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"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.
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