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Own your outcome

The act of presenting a serious mistake as a net positive result to a boss too stupid to decern the difference.

She took out that retaining wall with the forklift, but convinced her boss that the wall was unsafe and needed to go, she knows how to own your outcome.

by SLOM5 February 9, 2023


Listen to people who have the outcome, bro

No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.

A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023


The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...

Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023


The best possible outcome

If...

Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024


Love outcomes

Love is the hardest emotion in the universe to control love can make you happy, sad, joyful, depressed, and free. But love can do worse than those words love can make you lose friends love can make you feel you wanna kill yourself love can change you life depressed. These are problems of love love is isn’t just a word it’s all emotions in one.

Me: What is the consequence of love

Zack:there’s to many to many love outcomes

by Love Problems January 1, 2020