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The slow accumulation of semen in a woman's underwear following a man's ejaculation inside of the vagina when she stands up after reapplying said underwear
1. Yeah, the sex was great but this oyster in my panties is absurd.
2. I've changed my underwear like five times but I get another oyster every step I take.
3. Bro if you wanna fuck that chick go ahead, but I'm pretty positive she has an oyster considering she has not been to the bathroom since we left the bedroom.
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Yer fancy clam with the poyle inside.
The world is yer oyster (erster)
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Giving a blowjob with no condom (AKA ‘sucking it raw’, like eating an oyster)
“She was oystering me when her boyfriend came home”
gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia
Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.
When a man cums on a clit and he slurps it up (like you would an oyster) and spit it in the womans mouth
My girlfriend was to scared to swallow so I oystered it to show her it won't bad
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A non-Jew who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish words for no apparent reason, except perhaps to look cool.
Oy vey! Can you believe the chutzpah that shmuck has?
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Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.
Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.
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