pH

PENIS HUNTER

the job of the penis hunter is to shoot off peoples penises and trap it in a jarrr
why? nobody really knows

person 1: watch out for the pH!!!
person 2: what pH?!?!?
pH: GRAWRRR *shoots off person 2's penis && traps in a jar*

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pH

1. Species of primate, most often found near a LCD monitor and an ADSL accessible PC. Forearms have evolved in a lengthened manner, and right hand and fingers have evolved strangely similar to the shape of a microsoft optical mouse. Left hand is of a different morphology, most similarly imitating the pattern of 'W,S,A,D' keys on a common keyboard.

2. CS player - says it all

pH: Sorry cant play WC3, am playing CS

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pH

um, that guy

ph is a guy.

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pH

-Stands for Power of Hydrogen and counted in moles/liter, it represents the acidity of a substance. pH value of less than 7 means that the substance is an acid, higher means that it's a base.

-Slang for the letter f, and vise virsa.

Lemons have a pH level of around 2.25

Phuck, I flunked my fizix exam.

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ph

Short for pool house.
The ph is commonly a place to hang out and chill, and in the warm months swim in the pool.

-Hey Joe do you want to hang out in the "ph" tonight?
-Let's have a party in the poolhouse, the ph is a great place to hang out at night.

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PH

Player Hater

Chris totally PH'ed me! I was about to bone the chick he likes so he kicked us out of his party.

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PH

when a girl takes a mans chew, and procedes to leave his presence. Then the man then finds her, and when he does he will swiftly bitch slap the living shit out of her...well deserved

Kayla took Pauls chew so when he found her he went and PHed that stupid skank!

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