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painted

When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.

That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.

by Eddie B3 February 27, 2008


Paint

To wipe any sex related fluid on someone's taint with your penis

He created the most beautiful paint job I have ever seen on that guy's taint. There were elegant swirls, lines, and a breathtaking sense of form.

by famoustainter February 20, 2011


Paint

To designate a target to employ a homing weapon against, usually by laser or radar.

The Special Forces trooper painted the target for the Warthog driver to hit.

by Colin Ritter August 06, 2003


paint

spunk; jizz

an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.

dude, there's paint all over your face

by whatisface March 03, 2012


paint

Face cards in poker.

When the flop includes a Jack, King, and Queen a player may say "That's a lot of paint."

by Coell May 13, 2005


paint

(basketball)3 SECOND AREA

You can not spend more than 3 seconds at a time in the paint, or the other team gets the ball.

by cevirgec May 24, 2005


paint

1. the free throw lane in basketball

2. paintballs

3. a Jack, Queen or King card in poker

I think you spend enough time in the paint that you don't need to play as a pro.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2010