painted

When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.

That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.

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Paint

To wipe any sex related fluid on someone's taint with your penis

He created the most beautiful paint job I have ever seen on that guy's taint. There were elegant swirls, lines, and a breathtaking sense of form.

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Paint

To designate a target to employ a homing weapon against, usually by laser or radar.

The Special Forces trooper painted the target for the Warthog driver to hit.

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paint

spunk; jizz

an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.

dude, there's paint all over your face

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paint

Face cards in poker.

When the flop includes a Jack, King, and Queen a player may say "That's a lot of paint."

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paint

(basketball)3 SECOND AREA

You can not spend more than 3 seconds at a time in the paint, or the other team gets the ball.

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paint

1. the free throw lane in basketball

2. paintballs

3. a Jack, Queen or King card in poker

I think you spend enough time in the paint that you don't need to play as a pro.

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