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Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.
"Will you be my penguin?"
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A slur for those born in Antarctica referring to how they fuck penguins
Damn Penguiners stealing out jobs
1. A small, black and white, sexy aquatic flightless bird.
2. A rich guy who wears a tux everwhere..one whose ass must be kicked.
3. An idiotic character from the TV show Batman, who makes long ass schemes such as "i burn you slowly with a magnifying glass" to kill people instead of just shooting their ass. He has his very own asshat
1. That penguin was too busy being swarmed by women to talk to.
2. I kicked that penguins ass and stole his girlfriend.
3. Trever Clement is almost as gay as the Penguin.
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The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.
Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!
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A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!
Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!
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