Porched

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

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Porch

Something thats really porch

"Wow, they're really porch."
"Daniel is not being porch right now."

porching

noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.

"I love porching fresh meat!"

"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."

"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."

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Porche

The way an Irish woman pronounces porch

Man#walks up to old Irish womans house knocks on the door and asks do you have any work for me?

# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf

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porching

Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.

"Let's go porching with this broken toilet and Old Navy mannequin."

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Porching

Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing

-noun, verb

The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.

Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:

Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.

Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking

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Porch

porch a girls wet slipper vagina

I ate that girls porch out so good she screamed and her mom walked him and asked for a 3 sum

So I ate her porch too

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