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pro·crast·in·i·tis
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1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.
2)What I have.
1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."
Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"
Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"
2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow
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The driving force behind writing a research paper.
I procrastinated too long, and now the paper is due tomorrow! I haven't even started on it yet!! *starts writing nonstop*
Procrastination brings about the most busy day of your live eventually if you keep doing it.
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1. the act of putting things off for later
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........
Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook! I just did!
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...
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One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.
I am a procrastinator
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What you're probably doing right now instead of cleaning your room, doing homework, or getting ready for the first day of school.
What I am doing right now.
Le'ts get off of our lazy butts and get things DONE.
"Clean your room!"
"blehhhh.... no. I'm tired."
"No you're not, you're just procrastinating."
Yeahh.. That was really bad. I'm lamee/:
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Putting off for tomorrow what should have been done today.
I should have written my college applications, but procrastination kept me from doing so. Besides, getting the high score on Pac-Man is WAY more impressive than getting into Harvard.
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Putting something that eventually must be done to the very last minute. Sometimes this method can be successful, and the person will get to spend a lot of time relaxing, and still get work done. Other times, however, it can lead to poor grades, incomplete work, etc. If one has a lot of work, it is understandable that the person will leave some for the last minute, although this person may be subject to adjectives such as lazy.
Me: Wow, I've got an 8 page history paper, a French project, a science lab, and a lot of other nightly homework... I'll do some now, but to avoid exhaustion, I'll have to use procrastination with the rest.
Ignorant person: You is lazy!
Me: And just how much work have you done this weekend?
Ignorant person: Uh...
Me: Hypocrite.
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