professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

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professional

a person engaged in one of the learned professions

Person A: That Brett Hodgson guy..what do you think of him?
Person B: Hes an absolute professional!

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Professional

An individual who is extremely good at something, who performs a job better than the average person.

Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to waive a homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.

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Professional

Drunk.

Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!

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professional

A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.

"In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS'
In Savannah they call'em 'PROFESSIONALS'
~by the late Camoflage

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professional

When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"

Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.

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Professional

A person who:

- Can be polite
- Can be efficient
- Has a plan to kill everyone they meet

"Professionals have standards" - The Sniper