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A condition, related to bat wing, that is the result of a male's excessive exposure to humidity in the genital region. Less common--but more dangerous--than bat wing, this condition is when not only one, but both sides of the scrotum adhere to a leg. This double bat wing conjures up memories of the extinct dinosaur for which it is named-- the pterodactyl.
"I was stuck riding bitch in the back seat for 2 hours, and when I finally got out I had some vicious pterodactyl."
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verb. 'to pterodactyl'. Phenomenon that occurs when an individual targets, swoops in, and snatches up another. Often occurs at bars.
"Shit, that slut just came out of nowhere and pterodactyled my buddy Graham."
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The name everyone calls flying reptiles for some reason.
All pterodactyls are pterosaurs.
Not all pterosaurs are pterodactyls.
No pterosaurs are flying dinosaurs.
A: Wow, what an awesome pterodactyl!
B: Dude, that is a pteranodon.
A: No, it's a pterodactyl! My favorite dinosaur!
B: *facepalms*
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The largest brick of cocaine. Five kilograms or larger. A one kilo brick is known as a bird, therefore a large brick is a large bird.
"Sack him, hit a lick and cop a pterodactyl" - Offset
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V. When you make a sudden assist that one can call amazing.
N. A big assist.
It was 3:00 after school, the bully took my lunch and i was getting tired of it, the first 3 minutes of the fight, i was doing great but then the tides changed. Two blows to the stomach had me almost to the ground, i faked to look like i was done and he took the bait and started showboating so i yelled with all of my might "SQUAAAAAAAAAAD". The squad poked of of the shadows, trash cans rooftops everything. Then i yelled out "PTERODACTYL FORMATION" and sent the squad after him as "all in this together" from high school musical started playing from a distant source. They finnished the pterodactyl and i said thanks for the assist.
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When the female in a foursome spiritedly preforms fellatio on one male subject while simultaneously administering handjobs to the remaining two in a erratic flapping motion, and thus assumes the position of a pterodactyl mid flight.
Jane took on a trisectomy of splooge to the face after preforming "the pterodactyl"
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When a male/female takes the pterodactyl position, which is butt out, head forward, arms to the side, and proceeds to give double handjobs, a blowjob, receive either anal or vaginal sex (in the case of a woman), all while screeching like a pterodactyl.
"Hey John and Bill, we are one member short of pterodactyling the shit out of that bitch."
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