A primitve form of the shocker, only with a slight hand to crotch varation, where the pinky, ring and middle finger are clenched tightly togther, and the index finger is slightly humped up, wallowing up against but not fully inserting itself into the anus.
My buddy Yoda was pissed at his woman so when they were going at it he slipped her the Quasimodo to piss her off.
when someone does something so silly, like when Quasimodo threw rocks at people. (make sure you pronounce the U)
someone: *kills someone*
you: what a silly Quasimodo
Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!
Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.
The best ship in the whole wide world frfr
Random guy: What ship do you ship?
Other guy: Oh Quasimodo x Ani of course
Random guy: Omg slayuu
When your hitting a woman doggy style and suddenly pull out and shove it in her ass, making her arch her back up
I gave my wife the Quasimodo and now she's pissed.
To physically roll up the stairs
Dave what’s that noise
Jack I thing my dog is quasimodoing up the stairs
He so pretty,really swag and all the ladies love him and he doesn't he fell inlove with fl studio.