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Senseless waste.
"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut... I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." - Mitch Hedberg
"I can't believe they're not going to recycle all of those cans, what a donut receipt."
"That new appropriations bill is full of donut receipts."
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Order an appetizer for the table, then ask for seperate checks with your respective meals, and see who gets stuck with the appetizer. Similiar to credit card roulette.
Let's play receipt roulette and order some nachos.
The sheets of toilet paper that secretly stick to you even as you exit the bathroom.
Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction.
The small pieces of wax paper that are peeled from the sticky backing of a sanitary towel.
For christ's sake woman, stop leaving your period receipts everywhere!
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When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.
Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress
A luck receipt is a betting slip, or a lottery ticket, something that could bring big fortune, but printed on a small "receipt" stye paper.
John says to Tim "I sure hope i can use my luck receipt tonight" (i hope i win the lottery)
a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.
Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.
Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.