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when black and white people make a baby and it comes out with red hair and freckles; mulatto with red hair
omg look at the red velvet! She's a black girl with red hair!!
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When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
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When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.
Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"
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The act of having sex while on your period
Girl-" I can't have sex tonight, I'm on period."
Ed-" Don't worry I like red velvet"
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When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
A phrase used by reveluvs (Red Velvet fans) when they want people to join the cult (Red Velvetism).
person 1: I like Red Velvet songs!!!
person 2: U SHOULD STAN RED VELVET!!!
A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.
"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass
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