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Crystal River Middle School

Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people

MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School?
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s

by Teaspilleralery263673 September 21, 2019

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indian river high school

Fuck all of you that say Indian River High School is ghetto. It's a great fucking school, full of great fucking people, and a great fucking principal. Sure we don't have money but we got fine bitches and that's all that matters.

I went to Indian River High School, got educated and met my hot ass girlfriend.

by fucky0girl February 16, 2012

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Crystal River middle school

A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.

Notable Groups and individuals:

•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.

•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.

•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.

• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.

•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.

•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.

•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.

• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".

I hate you!!! Go to Crystal River middle school!!!

by IloveCats!!! April 23, 2023


Indian River Middle School

Piece of shit; fake people

Indian River Middle School is, filled with fake ass people and it’s a hell hole that know one should go to.

by Sarah Combs February 14, 2020

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White River high school

All Thots and whores there. Lots of eboys and visco girls.

Fucking white River high school

by Geksnhdje October 16, 2019

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Staunton River Middle School

A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.

I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!

by Donewithlife707 September 22, 2020

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Eagle River High School

Eagle River High school is in Eagle River Alaska.

A high school where half of the students are either stoners or religious people's. At this school people will stab you in the back. One minute you will be friends the next you won't talk to each other at all. There are a lot of clicks at this school and everybody talks shit about each other. If possible avoid this school. Lots of hate is this place and is the worst place high school ever. The teachers won't teach you a thing and you will come out dumber then you came in. But its really easy to find weed here. Choose your friends carefully

I went to Ealge River High School for 4 years and i wanted to murder myself.

I went to Eagle River High School and i changed friends more then swing dancers do partners.

by Stoner the Mouse November 13, 2009

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