Jake: βwhere did my cookies go?β
*Everybodys eyesbrow raised*
Jake: βAre you guys trying to be like the rock?*
*everybody stares at him*
Jake: βFINE, I was trying to get all the cookiesπ£πβ
They most electrifying person in sports entertainment. Has won several WWE titles such as the WWE championship, World Heavyweight championship and WWF Tag Team championship. He is consider one of the all time great ones. His famous cathprases consist of the well known Poontang Pie to the 'Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?'.
The Rock: "You there, what's your name?"
Person:" My name is Badass B-"
The Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
The hottest man in existance!An awesome wrestler, when he does wrestle and the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. You are super lucky to have your eyes graced by a fine specimen like him. (wink, wink)
So Fine! So Fly!
If ya smeeeeeellllllllllll! what The Rock is cookin'!
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A good pro-wrestler who gave it up to act in dumbass movies
Yo why havent i seen the rock on RAW lately
Hes probably filming the
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The jabroni beatin, pie eatin, highflying, electrifying, elbow droppin, spine poppin, eyebrow raising people champ! β₯
Jabroni: Oh my! Are you the jabroni beating, pie eating, highflying, electrifying, elbow droppin, spine poppin, eyebrow raising, peoples champ?
The Rock: OFCOURSE I am you Candy Ass Jabroni! Im the peoples champ. THE ROCK!
*The Rock then goes on to kick the Candy Ass of the Candy Ass Jabroni!*
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The definition of fake.
A former WWE Superstar that was argueably one of the best in the business, however it has just been recently revealed that he only used the WWE to jump start his Hollywood Career. His contract expired in late 2004.
He wont be coming back to wrestling, other than brief cameo roles, he has confirmed this with SLAM! magazine:
"I don't really have the itch to go back," Johnson admitted.
People open your eyes, The Rock doesn't care about you wrestling fans, he only used the WWE to jumpstart his Hollywood Career and he hasn't looked back or regretted anything since.
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1: Nickname of Rikers Island. An island that contains 10 jailhouses(with the same name) and is tecnically located in the borough of the Bronx in NYC, but access is only avilable via a bridge that connects to Queens. Public transportation is avilable via the Q101R, provided by the MTA Bus company.
2: A bunch of other crap that share the same nickname and alias.
Rikers Island is a JAIL, not a PRISON.
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