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what you tell your woman to make for you if you dont wanna take her shit.
Jen: john, go walk my chihuahua. here's the poopie bag. it might be a little runny because he accidentally ate some of your pizza yesterday. HEY! are you listening to me??
John: *pimp slap* BITCH, go make me a sandwich!
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A state of intoxication, usually brought on by the use of multiple types of illicit drugs, wherein one feels stuck between an overwhelming state of sillyness and euphoria.
Also characterized by the inability to define ones current state by any word other than sandwiched.
1. "holy crap im sandwiched right now."
2. "last night kelsi and i got sandwiched!"
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Two slices of bread with awesome in-between. Butter optional. Cheese, not optional
Sandwich Bread tastes exponentially better with Bacon in between.
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Orgasms. An easy way to talk about sex in public.
Jake: Yo, the ladies here are sauce. Ive been makin my own sandwiches for like three days.
Kyle: Naw, this girl Jenny that I met by the pool makes me sandwiches three times a day; breakfast , lunch, and dinner, haaa.
Jake: shiiiiiit.
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Sexual intercourse
(In general, though commonly referring to a threesome)
1: How do you like your sandwiches? While standing...sitting?
2: I prefer to have my sandwiches in bed, or in public. Depends on my mood.
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Favorite of The Great Bains. One side rye, one side white, corned beef in the middle. Oh yeah!
Bains, laying exhausted in his bed says, "Man, what a sweet sandwich!"
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A celebrity or a non-celebrity who has money & living a good life.
Someone who has...
the bread(Money.),
the cheese(Money.),
the lettuce(Money.),
the meat(It can mean one thing or the other or both.),
the sauce, & etc.
"Bill Gates is a sandwich."
"What do you mean?"
"He has the bread, the cheese, the lettuce, the meat, & the sauce."
"Well, if he's a sandwich, then Oprah Winfrey is too. And I mean that she has the money to buy all kinds of meat at the grocery store."
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