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Sciencing

Sciencing is the act of doing science or SCIENCE! or even using scientific instruments for non-scientific (or non-SCIENCE!ific) purposes.

"Iโ€™m sciencing as fast as I can!"
- Professor Farnsworth, Benders Big Score.

by Mike_gw September 2, 2010

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it's science

A phrase used to give validity to a point that would otherwise be entirely absurd.

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

by dano magnum April 27, 2007

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science

what she blinded me with. whoever "she" could be.

she blinded me...with science!

by unusu-al May 19, 2004

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Science

A system by which the Universe is better understood by the use of observations, experimentation, theories, and peer-review by fellow scientists. Often misconstrued to be the opposite, even anathema to religion, despite the fact that:

1. Much of modern science has been established by people of faith.

2. Many religious texts do not explicitly mention themes proven by science (i.e. evolution, microbiology, etc.) due to the simple fact that such things have not been discovered yet back then. Science merely fills in the gaps that isn't religion's purpose to fill in the first place.

3. A logical response to believing in a supreme creator or creators would be for the curious to 'want' to learn more about what has been created in the first place.

4. Despite public misconceptions, the Catholic Church have been known for providing a nurturing ground for what will become known as modern science in the west, even allowing the dissection of human corpses to advance knowledge of the human anatomy which is something the Greeks and Romans would have not allowed.

5. Logically speaking, a supreme being who would give people their particular brand of intelligence and a natural curiosity of the outside world would expect them to make use of them.

Pea-brained fundamentalist : Science is evil! It encourages people to sacrifice faith in exchange for what they can only see and tough!
Arrogant materialist: Faith is for the small-minded and easily deceived! Nothing else matters except what is verifiable by Science!
Me: Fools! Stop acting as if Religion and Science are supposed to be opposites! Enough of this false-dichotomy BS! IMHO, I know that one can find ways for them to compliment each other.

by MangaErudite July 11, 2019

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science

Seeing how many things you can burn with a laser

I'm going to do some science

by YOur real name June 19, 2015

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sciencing

When someone inserts phrases or words similar or sound that sound scientific so people think they are smart but really they have no god damn clue what they are talking about cause they don't know what science even is -Alexandrasej

Keandre: Look at them lights they look like a spine with osteoporosis.
Rakel: Bih stop sciencing we get it you finna be smart even tho you don't even know what science is smh.

by Alexandrasej January 25, 2017

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Science

term used among fellow "Sisters of Sin" to identify a specific picture, video, phrase, or interview of members of the band Ghost as being essential for possession, due to the "erotic" or "comical" nature of said item.

Can be used alone or in a sentence.

*sees gif of Alpha playing guitar*
- "Where is the full video?! I need it for Science!"

"Why is Papa so incredably sexy?"
-"Science"

-"Does anyone have a picture of Omega stomping on stage? I need it...... for Science...... yeah. Science"

by Zeph4a December 21, 2016

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