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When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months
"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks
"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies
a sexual maneuver that requires a female or male partner with the ability to lift your weight with his/her legs.
this maneuver first takes place when the male(with an erection), or female(strapped with a dong) is hoisted by thier partner vertically into the air by thier partners legs and dropped so the gravity forced stabbing of the penis or male prosthetic toy is rammed into the oriface of ones choice.
I think i broke my penis when my girlfriend had me do the scotsman thrust into her mouth
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The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.
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To engage in sexual relations with a fugly, overweight, forty-something female whist she's experiencing a heavy flow of her menstrual cycle
Willis got a Filthy Scotsman from that old hag he catfished from the internet last weekend.
The middleman in a gay man sandwich
Willis played his cards right with those two beefcake fags last night and ended up a Lucky Scotsman.
Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts
"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (
A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.
Truly a modern day Saint.
Random Person1: Who's that over there?
Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!
Random Person1: Does he even have a name?
Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.
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