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An area here in the Phoenix Metropolitan Area inhabited entirely by rich, snooty, brats who are all white, drive $100,00 cars, wear designer brands, and live in houses that cost twice as much as in neighboring Phoenix, Mesa, or other cities in Metropolitan Phoenix. They make their money through banking, law, business, or real estate, automatically account for half of the brats in Arizona. Their mothership is the Scottsdale Mall, an fucking enmorous, overpriced mall that boasts the worlds largest collection of useless shit. They also can’t help but boast that they have the only Shake Shake, Sprinkles Cupcakes, Prada, Louis Vuitton, and other luxury brands in all of Arizona. In conclusion, avoid it all costs.
I’ve never met anyone from Scottsdale that isn’t
1. Worth at least $500,000
2. Not White.
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1) A somewhat sarcastic term used as a description of someone who is materialistic, shallow, high-maintenance, or just behaving in a generally Scottsdalian manner
2) a phrase used in response to a person who makes a stupid or shallow statement (i.e. someone from Scottsdale)
3) phrase used to describe a person from Scottsdale (see Scottsdale for more information)
1) Jim: Hey look at Madison, she just got fake baked and looks like a cheeto!
Paul: (Sarcastically) Wow she's so Scottsdale.
2) Kelly: Omg I went to the mall yesterday and I spent like $500 on this one purse but I can't find it. Oh well I'll just get two new ones on Saturday.
Cara: (deadpan) Oh you're soo Scottsdale.
3) Jayla is a spoiled little princess with orange skin and fried dyed hair who just got a nose job for her 16th birthday; she's so Scottsdale.
(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.
She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.
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A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.
My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
The gayest dumbass place on earth which turns every tourist homosexual and automatically subjects every visitor to life-threatening horrible food poisoning.
"I went to Old Scottsdale the other day and came back with this damn syphilis. I should have known better."
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Acute scottsdalis nasopharyngitis, usually known as the Scottsdale Cold, is a highly contagious, societal infectious condition of the respiratory system, primarily caused by Methylbenzoylecgonine or as it is usually known, cocaine.
A Scottsdale Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.
The symptoms of a Scottsdale Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.
With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.
Wow, there was green, white, and liquor all over the crib last weekend. My nose is drainin and I am feelin that Scottsdale Cold comin on
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A woman in her late 40's who looks twenty years older due to agressive tanning and heavy alcohol abuse. Other diagnostic criteria for Scottsdale ghouls may include ridiculously thick, bright eye shadow, heavy foundation that is usually two shades darker than their carcinogenic tan, and bleached teeth that match their hair color. While Scottsdale Ghouls are not restricted to the Scottsdale, Arizona region, the name did originate there.
Diane is only 48?! She looks like she's in her 60's! She needs to lay off the fake and bake.and cut back on that blue eyeshadow too. She's starting to look like a total Scottsdale Ghoul.
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