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it means, you are an idiot, and you are reading to much percy jackson books
hey brian, hey, guess what, what, your are a seaweed brain
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1. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a woman who can be seen taking refuge in most second rate beaches around the world...or in any third rate club. She exhibits the traits of being ugly, simple, shallow, and poor.
2. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a slimy, deceiving, bottom of the ocean slut.
Ex. "These seaweed bitches ain't loyal."
Ex. "Dude, you got crabs from that seaweed bitch last night."
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Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight.
Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.
To smoke copious amounts of marijuana for an extended period of time.
Dude, I'm on the seaweed diet. I see weed and smoke it!
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Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.
Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.
When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples
Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman
A girl who is so nasty she has algae on her nuva ring.
Dude my tinder date was a total seaweed bitch