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to think in the shower
verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker
I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them
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To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.
Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"
Human 2: "What are you going to do?"
Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"
Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"
Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."
Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"
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To kick someone's shin.
A shin kick.
Martin: You think you're a badman but I could take you!
Andy: Really??!!
Martin: Yeah!
Andy: *SHINK*
Martin: Owhhh you kicked my shin!
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The combination of shady and kinky.
S&M is kinky, but S&M with 5 people, a donkey, and a video camera would be shink.
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Jen: Wow Hannah, I like your shirt! What does it say?
Jen touches the shirt's text
Hannah: Jen get your hands off my shirt! You just shinked me!
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All these people out there have really bad tattoos, they have 'shink'
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When a person performs an act of substantial awkwardness or does something entirely unreasonable. This term is usually applied to individuals who aren't normally considered awkward people.
When someone "shinks" while engaged with another person then they are said to have "shinked" on that person. In other words, to have shinked would be to have acted awkward to or around someone else.
"Kevin was hitting on some girl at that party last Thursday. He was doing good until he shinked all over her."
"I was walkin down the street when some guy just up and shinked on me. I was like "dude, wtf?" and was just like "oh, sorry man." some people, you know?"
"Look, if things start to get hairy just shink. They won't know what hit them."
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