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When you pick up a sloppy section 8 pig from the 50's pub; and you use her ebt card as a shoe horn to jam your cock In her ass!
Yo bun you see that fat pig over yonder she had 17.95 left on her ebt card when I used it to Biddeford shoe horn her!
The act of forcing ones foot into their own underwear
I got Toby in a tight Texas Shoe-horn and he had to rip his underwear to break free.
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1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.
"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"
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The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.
When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.
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When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.
She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.