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Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.
It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?
Bestie 2: Hell yeah!
Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
*At Party*
Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.
The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.
When a gentleman goes down on a lady and makes her squirt EVERYWHERE.
Gentleman: I was out last night at the bar, bought this chick a drink. She decided to return the favor, so I decided to top that and give her the Ol’ Southern Soaker.
Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.
The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
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A derogatory term to call someone instead of "cock sucker."
That cork soaker just hit my car.
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When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Take a water gun and jizz inside of it. Then squirt it all over your girl and scream like the kids in the super soaker commercials.
"My girl wanted a super soaker last night, I had to use the water gun from your bedroom." "Fuck you."
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When you proceed to jam your dick into a toilet full of shit
John did his dick soaker yesterday