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a spyder ho is a chick at echo company that repells from the third floor window to the second floor to fuck the males leaving boot prints on the side of the building!
yo, I just fucked a spyder ho!!!!
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The Singer for the Spectacular band Powerman 5000. Brother of Rob Zombie. Has One of the greatest voices ever to slap the face of the Earth.
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A disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. If a member of your Oregon Trail team contracts spyder lumps, its game the fuck over. Forget trying to forge a river or go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. There is no known vaccine but some say there is a cure to be found in a library off of decatur street in Philidelphia. Ask the man who grew up there, played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for help.
When the doctor came back into the room, I could tell by the look on his face it wasn't good. My sigh of relief when he said it wasn't AIDS was premature...for it was, the spyder lumps.
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The outcome of taking a hacksaw to a Honda Civic Ex and adding sweet fenders to it. Not only does it look retarded it also allows the car to fold up like a can during any sort of accident.
Dude, check out my sweet whip. Yeah I call it my Civic Ex Spyder.
Wow, that car is almost as bad as Civic Ex Spyder.
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The Cambodian spyder monkey, is a somwhat complex move. In general immediatly after anal said individual pulls out, gives the penis a hardy slap on their hand, and gives the female the "spyder man" manuever followed by a well placed bitch slap.
Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?
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When your mate does a handstand and, with the assistance of a funnel, you pour their drink in their arsehole. Finish with a scoop of ice cream.
Dude, did you see the Funnel Web Spyder Steve gave Gavin at TGI’s on the weekend?
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when ur bsf spyder is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them
when ur bsf spyder is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them
lorena: omg im a spyder stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more spyder stans!
majo: yay!
This is satire I promise