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Using your penis to slap a girl across the face during the act of oral sex. Inspired by the existence of legendary actor John Stamos.
Q: Dude, what did you do when she said she wouldn't swallow?
A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.
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A Vodka shot lit on fire for a good 3 seconds before dumping it in YooHoo (chocolate milk) and chugging it.
Margaritas are sour, and John Stamos are sweet.
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He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain
John Stamos is fucking hot
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A beverage that consists of Mountain Dew and Lemonade.
Person 1 : "Hey man what are you drinking?"
Person 2: "I'm just having a John stamos"
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when a male buts a nut in a womens hair and slicks it back like john stamos.
Wow, i gave brittany a very stylish john stamos.
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Going "Full Stamos" - A state of intoxication rarely reached except by the most extreme drinkers. When going Full Stamos all regard for safety, for oneself and for the public, is ignored. Bartenders both love and hate the patron who is Stamosed both because although their often destructive and reckless behavior is overwhelming they tend to to spend a lot of money on shots for the bar, tip handsomely and initiate spontaneous trips to Vegas. This term was coined by The Great Matty Stamos and pays tribute to the phenomenal acting skills of John Stamos on Full House. In short if you are Full Stamos means you are Fully Housed!
Tonight we went Full Stamos at Spirits Bar and Grill and got tossed out for swinging from the light fixtures.