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Someone who asks for something but gets shocked in return when you give them the answer
Steve Harvey: name something that was bigger than it was 5 years ago
Michael: Mah pp
Steve Harvey: *Angered confused noises comparable to someone strangling an ice cream van*
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A double-breasted suit, usually in a hideous color like cream, aqua, or mustard, purchasable at fine retailers like Jimmy Jazz or VIMs. Only suitable for African American comedians that still have flat-tops.
cosby sweater :: steve harvey suit
jello pudding pops :: olde english malt liquor
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"Pimpin' still blindin' (bling) Keep a Steve Harvey Linin' (edge it up) And I'm leather reclinin', with the music Alpinin'
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House real BIG,
Cars real BIG,
Dick real big,
Everything real BIG...
Rims real BIG,
Pockets real BIG,
Rings real BIG,
Let me tell u how i live...
Like that - buy that
24's - ride that
Ladeez, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps...
Bitches, hoes, stunnas, shinahs...
I'm Rich-bitch! I'm a fucking big tyma!"
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A white Steve Harvey is scary
I took off her pants and saw a white Steve Harvey. Agghhhh
The temporary inability to read. First coined by Samuel L. Jackson on an episode of Watch What Happens Live when Samuel razzed Andy Cohen after he flubbed reading a cue card.
"Drinking game alert: My guests won't know it but anytime anyone says this word if you're 21 or over drink, then eat all the mother fucking snakes on your mother fucking plate."
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"
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When you play stupid when you know the answer to something.
Sexual way: When you put your dick in a girl and cum and then say that you didn't.
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Man, I asked Andrew if he had fucked my girl and it was obvious he was pulling a Steve Harvey. That man can't lie for shit
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