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1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected
2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.
I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.
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euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have
The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.
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an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice
Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.
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a fart with a lump or sauce following it out
Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.
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When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room
I just puked everywhere surprise!
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when someone looks like they have an average size dick but they are actually packing a python
Doug: How big do you think my dick is?
Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.