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A "friend" who comes into your house like a whirlwind, asks if he can have a beer, eats your leftover pizza, plays your Xbox, does all your drugs, leaves tons of trash behind, and then complains when the above activities are not available.
6:47pm - Banging on front door
Travis: Hey dudes, whats up. Aw sweet you got Blue Moon, let me get one. Oh, and can I warm up this pizza? I got next game in Halo dude. Let me hit that joint in the mean time. You guys suck, you don't have any munchies. Does anyone have any pills? Oh well, catch you guys later.
6:54pm - Door slams
Kenny: Geesh that kid is like a swarm of locust.
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A peculiar Palestinian custom of swarming around a car which had recently held Palestinian extremists but which was then blown up by Israel in a targeted killing of the terrorists inside. Often, thousands of Palestinian men will swarm around the destroyed vehicle, looking to retreive bits of flesh from the incinerated "martyrs." The bodily remains are then paraded around in triumph.
Worker #1 "Man, I saw another stupid car swarm on last night's news. Some people have waaaay to much time on their hands."
Worker #2 "Talk about 'get a job'..."
Worker #3 "They should probably get a life first."
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A play on words of Global Warming, which is curiously now referred to as Climate Change...hrmmm.
People that worship any political candidate/figure, and go to their rallies, mindlessly hanging on to every word with stupid gleaming looks on their faces, are guilty of being involved in Gullible Swarming.
Did you see that Obama rally? I thought he was our President, not our Politician in Chief. It was a gross display of Gullible Swarming.
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A large afterhours,around 3 am, gathering of African Americans usually located in a gas station parking lot or other open area.
After the bar closed, Tyrone and Leroy decided to head over to the Nigger Swarm at the old Pick'n Save parking lot to continue the party.
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A condition occurring when all the ladies in a room gather around one paticular guy in hopes of a sexual encounter.
When Jay hit the dance floor with his new moves, he created such a large cooter swarm that all the other males in the room were forced to dance alone.
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noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals
Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan
“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”
1. Creating a buzz about a topic and claiming victory no matter the outcome.
2. Something you come up with after being in college for like 20 years and never getting a degree.
3. An old guy that goes to college to try to pick up on college boys.
A-Area - Lightning struck my house and destroyed my laptop.
B-Area - Swarm Theory is on the move again....
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