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n. An unexpected single drop of ejaculation that turns up ten minutes after the bolt has been shot, regardless of how thoroughly one mops the bell-end. The missing fish.
(Ten minutes after a rigorous masturbation session)
Roger: “What the… Oh no!”
Clive: “What’s up?”
Roger: “Japanese Teardrop…”
Clive: “Too much detail mate… Not cool!”
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During anal sex, remove your dick from her ass and fling the shit on your dick into her eye.
Rick gave Marsha a rusty teardrop, and she regrettably got pink eye.
(n) The perfect shape of an all natural perky female breast, resembling the shape of a teardrop.
Dude I banged that chick from the bar last night. She had those perfect teardrop titties man.
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A sex act involving anal penetration lubricated with the saliva produced after eating hot cinnamon candies.
It was going surprisingly well for a first date, but when she asked for the Devil's Teardrop I was taken aback; that's third-date stuff.
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Usually empty, an outlined green tear drop tattoo under the eye symbolizes that the wearer has shot, or murdered another individual. The green represents the gang, and having it non-filled means you can easily disguise & fool law enforcement by saying the meaning is of a lost loved one.
I saw someone with a green teardrop tattood on the their face yesterday. What does that mean?
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Is a type word pussies use to describe sibling fart sounds
Justin do you have teardrop farts?
The difference between teardrop or filled in teardrop is that a filled in teardrop means you have committed a murder and one that isn't filled is they have been raped while in prison,
You see that man with the filled in teardrop he has murdered someone but that other with near him but the teardrop not filled in is that he has been raped in prison.
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