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to have phone sex with someone against their will.
kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.
Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.
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when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.
Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.
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Situation where two parties on opposite lines fall asleep together on the telephone.
Naomi and Jeremy had a brilliant tele-sleepover that rivaled those of the late Beethoven and Bach during late nights on European Tour 1654.
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One person in a relationship that watches a tv series without the other their significant other.
You're a tele adulterer for watching Outlander without me!
A person who is not physically at a party but is socializing with people there via skype while it is going on thus giving the impresion that he/she is there.
Person 1: Its sucks your grounded man
Person 2: Yeah I guess I'll have to go tele-partying this weekend
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The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.
"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".
When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.
John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?
You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)
Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!