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The Monday following Super Bowl Sunday. Earns its name from the multiple trips you make to the toilet to discharge all of the junk you ate and drank the day before.
Becks: Damn Ridge this is your third shit today.
Ridge: I know dude I am really feeling all that Bud Light and queso I had yesterday.
Becks: Fucking Toilet Bowl Monday!!!!
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The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!
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Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.
That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.
When a female performes oral sex while using the toilet
She gave me the toilet bowl special last night at the party!
The act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. Toxic fumes and shit stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify TBT.
"I knew stopping by that Hot Dog vendor last night wasn't a great idea, but I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday engaging in Toilet Bowl Terrorism because of it."
"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
An alchoholic beverage. Drop a shotglass filled with cheap vodka into a tall glass of Foster's beer and slam that shit!
Man, Tommy just puked all over my futon!
What do you expect, he just drank an Australian Toilet Bowl!?!
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When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again
(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."