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The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.
Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!
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When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?
Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.
Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.
Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.
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When you take a shit but there are skid marks left on or around the toilet seat. Can also be used in other places such as "Party in my boxers" or "Party in my car"
Example 1
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."
Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"
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when you jerk off while sitting on the toilet, and the shit from your ass rubs off on the seat. Then you take it off with your finger and rub it in someones face.
I was so tired after i gave my brother a toilet seat sanchez.
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AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad
Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.
A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
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