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teacher of the tundra

A term used for a teacher who is horrible and mean in every possible way. She may also be a whore.

Ms. Hawe is a teacher of the tundra.

by Laire October 31, 2007

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Tundra Nigger

A slang name for the Inuit (Eskimo).

Those damned Tundra Niggers are crying for more money again. Nothing is ever good enough for them.

by Klu Klux Klaus December 15, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tundra Bitch

1. Preppy, bitchy girls living in the colder regions of America.

2. Girls whose outfits usually consist of Northface fleece jackets, Ugg boots, tight, black leggings, and copious amounts of makeup. Some tundra bitches will substitute the fleece for a fur-hooded coat.

Guy: That tundra bitch is hot.

Guy 2: Yeah, if girls who look like Yetis with fake tans appeal to you.

by Call Me Email January 27, 2010

36๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


tundra pig

A large woman generally (but not always) from the frozen tundra of Minnesota. These monstrous behemoths are known for their protective layers of lard to allow them to survive for days in the harsh winter months.

I'm tired of meeting girls on Myspace, they all use the angles to hide the fact that they're still tundra pigs.

by trahma March 30, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


go tundra

way of summoning a mystical ice bird in dungeons and dragons

go tundra get food to feed the group and kill the evil monster

by sean batchelder December 2, 2004


Toyota Tundra

Formally one of the most kickass pickup trucks until Toyota decided to get rid of their pussy killing V8 engines to a pansy ass twin turbo V6 that has only 8 more horsepower than the V8 did and having worse gas mileage while towing shit too. Plus the two previous generations were a lot more dependable too. Obviously because THEY ARE FUCKING TOYOTAS! The new Tundras don't really feel like a real Toyota Tundra. It's pretty disappointing I'll tell you that much. But back then though, they could literally hold up at least three times as long as any other truck that's made on this planet. Shit! It could even outlast any late 90s and/or early 2000s Ford F-Series pickup truck! The Tundras were made to last within a million generations and there's no regrets for that whatsoever! So since there's plenty of used Tundras around from 2000-2021, GET ONE NOW! You'll be happy about it if you're not a gas mileage psychopath!

New Toyota Tundra owner: Dude! My new Tundra kicks ass man! I bet it'll be better because it's new and yours suck!

Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!

New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!

Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!

50 years later.......

"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!

Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"

New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")

To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......

by Shb99 December 2, 2022


Frozen Tundra

Another name for Lambeau Field, the site of the legendary Ice Bowl..

Hey, I'm gonna tail gating at Frozen Tundra

by Cheesehead June 29, 2004

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