UFO

A UFO is a name given to a girl or guy whose hotness or ugliness cannot truly be determined from any distance. They are simply an unidentified fucking object.

Bro 1: Hey, dude, I got a UFO sighting at your three o'clock.
Bro 2: No, she's hot, I think you are mistaken...
(Girl laughs, throws her head back and allows the light to catch her face in a gruesome way)
Bro 2: Oh...it is I who was mistaken. Good call.

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UFO

University of Oregon. The locals say "U of O" and to outsiders it just sounds like "UFO". I miss Eugene.

Oregonian: "Yeah, i went to school at the UFO"

Non-Oregonian: "What? You're an alien?"

Oregonian: sigh... -_-

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UFO

Unidentified Faecal Object: When something appears in your poop that you KNOW you didn't have for dinner last night.

"Mary! Them goddam UFO's are appearing in my poop again. I knows we didn't have brown grapes for dinner last night, so what are they doing in the goddam pan?!"

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UFO

UFO stands for unidentified flyung object or use of what people say aliens fly in.

Guy: hey yo look at the ufo!
Girl: OMG I wonder if there are aliens in it!

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UFO'S

UN FUCKABLE OBJECT'S = Fat Ugly Bitches

Yo Chris look at those UFO's standing at the bar.

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UFO

Ugly Fat Old

1. Easy target to approach when charging for sex
2. When someone doesn't change their photos on online dating websites and you end up with a UFO.

1. "It's pre-pay day, I need a UFO for some quick cash!"

2. "How was the DILF/MILF?"

"No dice, total UFO."

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ufo

elusive flying machines thought to be piloted by extraterrestrials and generally confined in their earthly encounters to areas where the National Enquirer is considered a literary magazine.

well ye haw, look at that flying thingamajig in the sky ma!

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