urine

Urine a.k.a Pee or Piss ,Is a popular beverage all around the world.

"MMM,I LOVE A QUICK SWIG OF URINE BEFORE BED!"

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urinal

a wall toilet for peeing on

I need to go to the urinal to take a piss

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urinated

Another way of saying, "pissed off".

I'm so urinated at you for stuffing two rolls of Scottowels down our head!

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Urinate

To take a slash; to chuck a leak; to releive ones self.

Bob took a slash behind the wheely bin

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urination

Canadian usage. What Prime Minister Stephen Harper said to the people of Quebec. It was widely misunderstood to mean "you're a nation".

I was out walking in the snow after drinking too much Molson's and as I stopped to take a pee I looked across the river at that vast province to the east, when suddenly somebody with a French accent said, "what are you doing?", and I said, "urination" dude. And the rest was history.

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Urinism

Urinism describes recently partnerned peoples inability to speak in the singular person any more... The "I" is replaced with "We"... They are talking in "We" hence the urinism...

Urinism in practice "We can not come out tonight because we are staying in to watch a DVD with a bottle of vino..." or "We do not think it's a good idea"... or "We would but we are off away for a smug weekend"....

Urinalism

Writings, quotes, blurbs or jibberish found on or around urinal surfaces; of or pertaining to distinctive doctorine, theory, beliefs, systems or practice . Generally, but not always, composed by persons after alcohol consumption.

If you are writing a urinalism in the restroom, you have been in there too long.

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