Violet Vatican

The International Center of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.

"The one thing we can be sure of after a conference with the likes of Leonard Sweet is that the 'Violet Vatican' isn’t planning to make the LCMS more Lutheran!"

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vatican missionary

It is a pretty obscene sex move. It's kind of up there with like, the Cleveland Steamer, the Jersey Turnpike, the Chicago Fire, the North Dakota Plains Walker, and of course the New England coral bleach.

Last night we tried the Vatican Missionary position.

"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"

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Vatican Roulette

Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.

Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.

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Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

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vatican city

FULL OF CONSPIRACIES AND SECRETS!!! They hide them very well...

I tried to unlock the mysteries of Vatican City only to be harassed by Swiss mercenaries.

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Vatican III

The Catholic table at the Hillsdale College Snack Bar. The Third Vatican Council consists of, but is not limited to: the pretty girl, the goat, the pothead, and the nazi.

"And we thought Vatican II was bad... there's Vatican III."

"It's a good thing we have Vatican III... Squiggle!"

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Vatican City

A country of old, religious men located in Italy.

Student: Where does the Pope live?
Google: Vatican City.