the last waltz

Concert film by veteran film maker Martin Scorsese about The Bands "Last Waltz" or live performance. Regarded as one of the best concert movies of all time.

Jack: "dude do you know about the band?!?!?"

Random dude: "Course I do, but have you ever seen The Last Waltz?"

Jack: "well shit dude"

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bumper waltz

when the amount of people slow dancing is larger than the space provided and couples run into each other repeatedly.

"Someone stepped on the back of my feet 5 times in that bumper waltz."

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Waltzing Matilda

In "Tom Traubert Blues" (Tom Waits) it's about drinking till death.

and you can ask any sailor
and the keys from the jailer
and the old men in wheelchairs know
that Matilda's the defendant, she killed about a hundred
and she follows wherever you may go
waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you'll go waltzing
Matilda with me

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French Waltz

A cologne made by Tyler the creator sold in golf le fleur

Nardwaur: What does Tyler the creator smell like?
Tyler: French Waltz

Cadillac Waltz

While asking your girl to take packages out of your trunk. You slam the trunk lid down on her head, causing her to think the world is spinning as if she was dancing the Waltz

My wife got me so pissed off I sent her to the back of my car so I could give her the Cadillac Waltz

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Christoph Waltz

An extraordinarily handsome, charming, sophisticated Viennese-born actor for over 30 years who speaks three languages (German, French and English) and does a good mock Italian. Academy Award winner for Best Supporting Actor for his portrayal of Schutzstaffel (SS) Sicherheistdienst (Security Service) Standartenführer (Colonel) Hans Landa in Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds." Adored by women and men aged 16 - 60. Sex on two very fine legs. The very best way to learn German. The greatest über-bingo ever. Purveyor of Der Humpink. The man with the thigh-parting, panty-melting stare. The only reason thousands of women worldwide are downloading dozens of German movies and TV shows with no subtitles whatsoever. The subject of ChristophWaltzFans.com

"I'm learning German the Christoph Waltz way."

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toxic waltzing

The act of engaging in the Toxic Waltz.

We got bored on Friday night so we went toxic waltzing in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

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