by the way

it's basically when you add in a last minute thought in a text usually typed btw.

example: by the way, i have a crush on you.

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no way

When there is 0% chance that something has occured or will happen. Also when one is so appalled by one's statement that they have no response but the phrase itself. Often said by high intellects and geniuses.

Fucking Weinberg: Yo steve, chip in an extra $2 for the bill.
Steven: NO WAY!

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way to be

Used sarcastically to mean "Good job."

way to go

Joe: I pinned my foot to the floor with this nail gun.
Jim: Way to be!

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Be that way

In a conversation, if u agree with the person you are talking to, you may say "OK."
If u don't agree, but you find you can't argue with him, you may use "Fine."
If u don't agree, and you find what he contends are all nonsense, use "Be that way." meaning "Fine. Be whatever you wanna be, do whatever you wanna do as long as you are happy, but you might have to deal with the consequences."

"If you don't stop partying and start studying, you'll have to use your double-D's on your professor to pass the final."
"It's fine, I'll at least get a D."
"D? You're content with that?"
"Yup. And you're content with your A's? Talking boobies here!"
"Seriously, you should at least get a B."
"Nope, my grade should match my boobs."
"Fine, be that way!"

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That's the way it is

Used to mean that nothing can be done about a particular condition,because it just has to be that way and one just has to live with it.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Hayden,Harvey,Jason,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,and Elliott may only wear ball caps and winter jackets. It's plain they all would rather wear impressive headgear and overcoats, but they can't, and that's the way it is.

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This is the Way

Shut the fuck up and do it

When the courts decide you need to pay child support AND alimony and the judge says, "This is the Way."

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no wai

Another response to the often used o, rly? Usually meant to be sarcastic in tone or very humorous.

Person A: Hey I just had sex with my teacher last week!
Person B: O, RLY?
Person A: YA, RLY!
Person B: NO WAI!

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