Whisky Twat

When having sex with a woman/girl and her poon dries up because she has had too much to drink but is still coherant causing you to have to reach for substitute forms of lubrication.

Dude!! Me and Sally split a bottle of Jack Daniels and romped so long she got Whisky Twat and I had to use my spit to finish her off....

whisky tango

whisky tango is simply code for white trash.

There appears to be a dispoportionate number of Whisky Tangos at this particular Wallmart.

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whisky shits

The shits produced from excesive drinking the night before.

"Great party last night, but when I woke up this morning I sure had one hell of a headache and a really bad case of the whisky shits.... splattered right up the back of the toilet too!"

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whisky dick

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system

My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!

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whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up

yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun

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whisky mist

is a term for the spunk of a very old man.

GIRL A: OMG i cant believe you slept with that old guy
GIRL B: yeah i know he was all ancient and stuff
A: his spunk must of been like all cobwebs and stuff
B: eww! yeah it was whisky mist

whisky shotgun

an effective way of getting drunk with a limited budget: prepare a beer for shotgunning, drink a shot of whisky, then instantly shotgun said beer. repeat if necessary.
invented by Rivs and d-bar

"hey barkeep! gimme a whisky shotgun"

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