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Teeth Whitening

When a girl gives you a blow job, when you cum you make it so that you cover her teeth, making them nice and white

i gave that bitty a nice teeth whitening

by jesusmotherfuckingchristt May 20, 2010

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Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.

When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.

by Bugsy McDingle November 19, 2012

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cum whitening treatment

Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.

My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.

by cantbetheking November 23, 2013

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Whitening your eggs

To "kid" or "joke around with"

Hey man i'm just whitening your eggs, relax.

by PixelAuug June 30, 2009

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crezt whitening strip

Crezt Whitening Strip is a hybrib of the dirty sanchez

when you are doin your girl from behind and you proceed to blow your load up her ass, take two fingers in a hook fashion pull some of your man juice out and wipe it across her teeth like a crezt whitening strip hence the definition cezt whitening strip.

by djd1 May 10, 2006

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mr. whitener

the white bald history teacher that has test questions that do not relate to what you are doing he also has been to every country you've ever heard of and some that might not even exist anymore mentioned in the bible 100 times he has lived for over 900 years and lived in Greek roman and cc cs nations he also makes many racist jokes and loves to prove ypu wrong many know him as the funnest teacher and hates Marion even though he is really cool

Mr. Whitener is a big man

by Will 121 goffieahhhh January 13, 2023


whitened

similar to bleached. it simply means a girl of colour (once again mainly asian girls) who only go for white men. the saying goes "once an asian goes white, you'll never have to fight". the saying means that when an asian boyfriend/fiance/husband has their asian spouse fucked by a bwc, they'll never have to argue again due to their marriage being perfect - perfect being a pathetic asian husband watching as the hung and hot white alpha with a bwc fucks and breeds the asian wife whenever he so chooses.

the saying also means that once an asian girl goes bleached/whitened, the asian couple will never fight again due to their marriage being held together by the superior white bull (commonly known as the king) - so it's usually called a white king than a white bull

did you here that haitao got his girlfriend whitened? she only get's fucked by big white cock while he watches and massages his dick through his chastity cage. apparently the white bulls dick was so big she actually bled a little - just goes to show how small asian dick is hey.

by iLikebTags June 1, 2022

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