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The wingman is your best friend to party with because he is always up for anything and is ridicafunbut is also incredibly skilled at preventing you from making an ass of yourself by any means necessary up to and including getting just a little drunker or doing something just a little crazier to draw attention away from you. Most often achieves goal of saving your reputation by convincing you to leave wherever you are with the promise of going somewhere way more fun where everyone is hotter.
You: Dude, I'm going to challenge my boss to a beer chugging contest.
Wingman: Too easy, he doesn't stand a chance. Let's hit the nudie bar and do shots instead.
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opposite of a cockblocker the wingman will prevent male and female cockblockers from the pointman who is macking. a wingman may be the best thing to have in order to get what you want from women
wingman steps into the bar and covers the grenade and or cockblockers while waiting for the next moves in the game with the pointman so they both can score.
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Someone who goes along with their friend on a date so that when their friend picks up the hot girl the wingman gets stuck with her ugly friend. A very noble job and guys usually switch off wingmen at different clubs. See fall on the grenade.
So buy her a beer, its the reason your here, mighty wingman.
Youre taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream.
WIIIIINNGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAN....
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when a guy goes to try to get at a girl one of the biggest obstacles to her getting some is her friends. knowing this men have learned to fight fire with fire. the wingman comes along on a date if the girl insists to bring her friend(s). The wingmans whole purpose in being there is to make sure his boy gets some action by dealing with the girls ugly friends or her friends who insist on her not hooking up that night.
A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such.
guy 1: yo im trying to get at suzanne but she insist on bring her ugly bitchy ass friends...be my wingman tonite and i got u next time
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix...
guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one
guy 2: damn strait
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The man of choice to get wings with.
Johnny is my go-to wingman, we always get hot wings together.
This is a predetermined friend or associate who's sole interest is running block at casual events or outings for a socially challenged individual creating an otherwise unlikely opportunity for that said individual to hook up with hottest of the species of the opposite sex; a ringer.
Alli ran wingman for her shy buddy Jason by ordering drinks at the bar by this totally cute girl. She commented on the girls outfit with high accolades of fashion then took a call leaving Jason to pick up the convo & run with the ball.
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The friend who enables your goal of having sex with a hot chick by distracting and or having sex with the either "Fat, Ugly, Annoying, bitchy friend." These above statements can be by themselves or an any combination to explain the "wordCock Blocker\word" Talked about above.
I was all up on this bitch on the dance floor and if it was not for my wing man taking her fat ass friend to Denny's I would have never been able to bang that bitch.
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