writer

An unemployed/unpaid author.

A: What do you do for a living?
B: Well nothing much... Oh, I'm a writer!
A: Right!...

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A Writer

A drink made of 4 shots of espresso and a coffee filling all in a 20 ounce cup. Used primarily by writers and college students to squeeze just a few more precious hours of getting words out on the page.

I need at least 20 more pages done by class tomorrow, I'm going to need a writer or two...

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The Writer

An individual who believes that by earning grades on essay's and other papers, is actually earning an award of which can be bragged about, out of the blue, in chatrooms and other places of social gathering.

When pressed, attempts to make up for this behavior with various distractions and or claims further to justify this behavior.

The Writer will state the defining arguement that they dont feel like having to justify texting with proper words n'stuff and grammer because it's the internet and no one cares if they do it or not in everyday conversations.

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writering

The act of writing for an instructional manual

He was writering for the Apple company on one of their new products

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writer's block

A condition that may occur while writing. It causes the person afflicted to be unable to think of what to write next. Typically, the less interesting the topic is to the writer, the higher the severity and chance of occurence.

Some English instructors (different from teachers, who actually teach) will exploit this by having their students write about a topic that hardly anyone cares about. Those who get the most severe cases of writer's block will fail because they couldn't think of anything to write.

A: So I had to write an essay over the importance of having friends with different cultures and whatnot.
B: How'd you do?
A: I got writer's block before I could even begin. And failed.
B: Again?
A: Again.

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Writers Block

I had it when writing this

I have Writers Block because I cant think of anything to write in this Example box

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Writer's Bump

A callous formed on the finger your pencil rests on as a result of writing by hand too much.

"What's that on your finger?"
"It's a Writer's Bump, cause I write a lot."

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