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1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.
2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.
Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”
2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”
“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
The sexual act of pugilising a partner with ones penis consecutively from head to toe.
Deem batads gave me bam fu Tanzipans in mah Panzimans!
Damn, Imma xylophone that bitch!
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When you take a mallot from a xylophone and shove it up your own ass, or having someone else shove it up your ass, or just going off on the stick.
Dude I totally had some extreme xylophone sex by myself last night.
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to line up five or more females by either height or pitch of their voice, and proceed to bent them over and have the most amazing Xylophone Sex ever. (if done right they all will make a different sound during the Xylophone Sex)
Jim: dude i just had some great Xylophone Sex in the band hall!
Bob: holy shit man!
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Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.
She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.
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When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone
lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)
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A word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting retarded.
"What kind of xylophone fuckery are those two twits up to now?"
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