Pussy destroyer. Absolute sigma male chad. Gets all the women. What more needs to be said? Absolute rug muncher
I wish I were a Yonis
The guy who comes to your apartment to drink your alcohol.
Yoni came over to consume our whiskey.
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Some fucking jewish ass loser who sat next to Evan on February 23rd, 2018 in Tanakh
Ew look at that Yoni sitting alone at the bar mitzvah
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My best friend in the whole world.
Me:your my best friend
You:Obviously,Iโm Yoni
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Yoni is the absolute best guy you'll ever meet. I swear that I became a happier person with yoni in my life. He is the epitome of loyalty and kindness. He's never hurt anybody nice on purpose. He's such a deep caring, kindhearted person. If you don't have a yoni in your life right now, go get yourself one. I'm telling you, it will change your life for the better. Everyone needs a yoni in their life.
"Damn bro my life is so sucky at the moment."
"Oh yeah? Get yourself a Yoni."
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