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jizz bucket list

A list of people or things you want to jizz on before you die. Upon completion of the list, the jizzer commonly proceeds to jizz on the list itself.

Dude, I jizzed on the Eiffel Tower. Now I can cross that one off my jizz bucket list.

by Bakela February 28, 2008

67πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


love bucket list

LOVE BUCKET LIST: A list of things you want in a lover that will fill the love bucket and give you pleasure and enjoyment while you are happy, healthy, and alive.

A β€œlove bucket list” is usually quite a specific list as to your concept of what you want in a love mate:

=> The right size, shape, color, educational level, temperament, sex drive level, background, resources, status, characteristics, personality traits of a potential love mate and much more

A gal is drawn to writing out a love bucket list so she can fine-tune getting her love bucket filled by a masterman.

FiancΓ©e to friend: β€œHe has even more going for him than what is on my love bucket list.”

Dude exclaims (after finishing a real love dynamics dating program): β€œI manifested my Total 10 woman after I wrote out my love bucket list. She even thinks that I'm awesome!”

Daughter to Father: β€œI got major clarity into the man I want to marry after making my love bucket list.”

by Love Bucket August 16, 2010

40πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Sex Bucket List

These are the sexual fantasies that a person hopes to fulfill while they are still able to enjoy it.

Having a threesome is definitely on my Sex Bucket List!

by sexbeyond40 June 9, 2014


food bucket list

A list of food you want to try before you die.

Deep fried snickers are on my food bucket list. I want to try them before I die.

by sweetgal8869 March 27, 2015


Fuck Bucket List

A list of people to fuck before you die. Comes from the term "kicked the bucket".

I need to add Dylan O'Brian to my fuck bucket list.

by AwesomeNameWriter100 April 10, 2015


Sandcastle Bucket List

A list of things a young couple want to achieve before having children cramps their style.

"Dude, those photos of your surf trip to Hawaii look great!"
"Yeah, Sarah and I have crossed that one off our Sandcastle Bucket List. We have a few things we want to do before the ankle biters come along."

by Kentoonist September 20, 2012


Bucket List Fairy

Someone who helps cross things off your bucket list. Usually they are your lover.

Seana- Thanks now I can cross that off my bucket list.

Cheyenne-No problem. I'm your bucket list fairy.

by ThisIsYourSurprise August 26, 2016

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž