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The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.
X: Man I just made the biggest chocolate vanilla swirl of my life
Y: Gross man, really Gross
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When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl”
“Nice!”
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When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl
Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!
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it’s when two people are fucking one is a light bright and the other one is darkskin and he cums then bam he gave you the chocolate vanilla swirl
i dream about him giving me a chocolate and vanilla swirl every night
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When you shit on your index and fiddle finger and then ejaculate on the same index and middle finger and then proceed to rub together these two ingredients to make the perfect Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl. The Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl is a tasty treat to enjoy by yourself or with friends. Most people prefer eating it directly off the fingers but you can also use a spoon if you choose.
Charlie has a Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl every night after his dinner.
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The act of taking a shit and freezing it in with someone else's vanilla ice cream
God dammit he got us again with his All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl
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A brown mountain is when you work at a cupcake shop and you run out of chocolate frosting. You then resort to using your shit. You squat on the table on make a swirl out of your chunky shit. A skinny Asian walks in, has your cupcake, and likes it. You then put her head in the oven, make a swirl of shit as lube and fuck her till the shit is in her ;)
“Dude I gave her a chocolate swirl last night”
“No way dude, I just did that to a newborn 👶🏿“