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A boy with dark hair, perfect personality, best humor , and makes you smike all the time,and if your with him your the luckiest girl in the world , he says he isn't the best but he is amazing if u got him love him and be you because he will love you for you and not for fake you , and loves every single thing about you , your lucky you have him if u ever get him.
"Damn look at christen he is cute"
"I know I'm so lucky I have him he is the best "
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Someone who likes to be a ruff ruff
That Christen over there is a ruff ruff, she must like to work with children
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Anoying little shit head that barges into your group when you dont want him to
Oh fuck a christen just came in
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The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
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Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
to have sex in a car for the first time (in that car)
nat went out last night to christen the car with jamie!!
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The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.
Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.
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